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These readings employ the sacred arts of divination: Astrology, Tarot, and other card-reading, coin-tossing, bone-throwing techniques for reflecting our truth. HOPPIN HOT DOG! Let’s roll up our sleeves and take a look under the hood.

2021 New Year Readings: $88

We are in a time. Let’s look at it together.

This is an email reading, runs a couple thousand words, and will be delivered within 14 days from

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“Tears were shed by your accuracy. You were very spot on with so much . Also I’ve totally felt fear and that fear stops me right in my tracks. In love and in a future career change. Change is fucking tough and sometimes I feel my mind goes into protective mode and will stop when things are getting weird. But I gotta say..

You have a way with words and cards Paige, and those words are what I needed.

A little break down of everything gave me a little push to just keep going even when I feel like nothing is happening.” — C.F.

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She comes in fast and strong and leaves you with an electrical charge of YES! LOVE! LET’S ROCK THIS! But she’s also got soul, deep soul, with heightened psychic senses. A tarot reading with her is like stepping into the most colorful storybook of your life.

Be prepared to honor your shit as it is and as it wildly can be – with loads of the most glittery glitter on top. Paige Z. will inspire you to go big and trust in the powerful being that is your self.” — J.T.

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I wish I could distill her into glittery powder + shake her all over my body. That sounded insanely creepy. But soon … you’ll understand.” — A.F.

“I just had THE BEST reading done with the beautiful and wonderful Paige. Guys, this lady knows her stuff. She’s funny and kooky and so amazingly good at reaching deep into her cards to give you the most insightful advice.” — J.A.

“I was sent to Paige by a whiff of intuition. I sought guidance on a very emotionally complex issue in my life to which she immediately stepped in, carefully unwrapping its layers to not only help me correct it, but to understand why it happened in the first place so I could grow, learn, and benefit. I resonated with her spirit and positive heart so much that I jumped at the chance to do a monthly Spiritual contract under her care.

I am not exaggerating when I say my life has been nothing short of transformed.

“Her gentle magic, matched with her friendship and sweet disposition, allowed me to strip away the yuck I’ve been hanging onto for years, either by my own doing or others, and step into the woman I was supposed to be, the woman I have been waiting to be all along. I have never been this confident, this happy, and so in line with my own spirit and purpose. Paige didn’t just open closed doors, she helped me uncover ones I had never even dreamed of being available to me.” — J.H.