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There are some seasonal specials as well as tried-and-true keystones like the Quick Draw Buck-AW!
HOPPIN HOT DOG! Let’s roll up our sleeves and take a look under the hood.
Quick Draw Buck-AW! Email Reading: $36
Got a quick, direct, and to-the-point question? Like, “I want to buy a Delorean to convert into a temporally flexible remote-powered ride for my dog but it’s Mercury retrograde, is that a good idea or should I wait?”
This reading will give you the quick draw down-and-dirty on whatever sticky wicket you’re navigating.
To book yours: send $36 to paypal.me/tarotandtea and email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject “Quick Draw” to let me know you’ve done so. I’ll hear your story and deliver you a Quick Draw Buck-AW! email reading within five (5) days.
Don’t worry ’bout a thing, chicken wing!
Edward Gorey’s Fantod Pack — Email Reading: $75
YES! Edward Gorey’s famous Fantod Pack is a spooky, enigmatic deck of 20 cards. I adore the readings this bad boy gives! Back in my San Francisco days, I’d give Fantod Pack readings at the Cartoon Art Museum’s annual Edward Gorey birthday party. It was there I discovered how good this deck is to read with. Now you too can benefit from the wisdom of cards such as The Sea, The Ancestor, The Yellow Bird, and The Waltzing Mouse.
For those familiar with the deck: this is an intuitive reading. We are NOT going by the booklet’s card interpretations, which honestly aren’t very helpful. But we ARE using the spread that Edward Gorey – I’m sorry, Madame Groeda Weyrd – included in the book.
With this reading, we’ll examine your current situation, something from the past that continues to affect your future, your inner self, the outer world, and the near future.
And while this deck’s imagery is truly Gorey, as always I will be following my strict No Doom, No Gloom policy. I won’t lie to you about genuine difficulties and obstacles that appear, but my readings always focus most on advice to help you navigate the challenging waters where you may find yourself.
This is an email reading. To book,
- send $75 to paypal.me/tarotandtea
- email me at email@example.com with the subject “Fantod” to let me know you’ve done so.
- I’ll ask you to tell me a little bit about what’s on your mind right now.
- You’ll receive your Fantod Pack email reading within seven (7) days.
Easy as an Osbick Bird!
Crossroads in the Woods — Email Reading: $125
Looking for an in-depth reading delivered via email? This option is for you.
Consider this reading your personal map to the complexity of the crossroads of life — where things can at times feel stuck, uncertain, or heavy. In this reading, we can cover a wide range of questions and topics. We’ll see what the cards – and stars, if you want to include astrological considerations – have to say about your situation.
To book yours: send $125 to paypal.me/tarotandtea and email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject “Crossroads” to let me know you’ve done so. I’ll hear your story and deliver you a Crossroads in the Woods email reading within fourteen (14) days.
The “Tarot And Tea” — A Face-to-Face Chat: $165
Need to talk things through, face-to-face? The Tarot and Tea Reading affords us the opportunity to connect via video/audio chat using Zoom or Skype. We can cover a wide range of questions and topics, including astrology as well as whatever the cards have to say about your current situation.
Complimentary recording of our session provided for your records.
Appointments are available on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays from 9am – 3pm.
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I am not exaggerating when I say my life has been nothing short of transformed.
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